Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Semen is not good for contacts.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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