party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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