Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
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