I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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