He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
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You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
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Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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