She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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