Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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