You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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