Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
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He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
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Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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