ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
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guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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