chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
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