Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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