If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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