You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
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