what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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