some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
