peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
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There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
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yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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