You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
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