he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
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someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
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It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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