Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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