Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
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