what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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