You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Randomize
