Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
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While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
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Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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