I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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