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I think I won the penis lottery.
I looked at my own cervix.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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