i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
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Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
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I just had sex on a roof
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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