My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
