Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
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I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
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A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
third nipple confirmed
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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