What did we do last night that was yellow?
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Randomize
