I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
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Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
What a dumb baby whore.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
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That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
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