Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
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They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
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Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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