Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
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i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
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Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
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