that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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