At least make sure they are 18
Why
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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