belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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