A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
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God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
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I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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