don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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