I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
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I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
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i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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