Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
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The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
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A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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