We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
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how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
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I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
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