I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
You smell like stripper and shame
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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