with your own penis?
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
this hospital has no fireball
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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