Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
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after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
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I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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