I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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