i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
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He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
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I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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