This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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