Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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