why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
Life is so much better after having sex.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
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