dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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