last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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