he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
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right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
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If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
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