so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
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Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
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Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
The ass gains better be worth it
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