Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
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three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
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we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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