just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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